Ett Gott Skratt Förlänger Livet....

Snubblade över en tråd på FlashBack. Fick skrattanfall i 120min's så jag tänkte dela med mig av upplevelsen... :D
http://www.flashback.info/archive/in...p/t-33035.html
Ha så kul...

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FlAashback rules ... Nog får jag har lite ork får att hänga på deras forum men *GARV*

40-ish...................................49
Adventurous........................Slept with everyone
Athletic...............................No tits
Average looking...................Ugly
Beautiful............................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure..............On **********
Feminist.............................Fat
Free spirit...........................Junkie
Friendship first..................Former slut
Fun...................................Annoying
New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned....................No BJs
Open-minded......................Desperate
Outgoing............................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
Professional......................Bitch
Voluptuous.......................Very Fat
Large frame......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

:D

:D :D :D

There was a girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I saw you licked the icing off the spoon dady was holding :eek: :rolleyes: ;) :cool: